NERD ▲ 3.14 Q3 earnings driven entirely by vibes and one lucky crit  ·  NERD ▲ 3.14 Board of Directors unanimous on Thursday game night start time (still disputed)  ·  NERD ▲ 3.14 DIY Division reports printers functioning at 20% capacity 100% of the time  ·  NERD ▲ 3.14 Minecraft Servers uptime: 97%, other 3% was creepers  ·  NERD ▲ 3.14 Aperture Science reveals new recipe for baked goods  ·  NERD ▲ 3.14 Board and Tabletop Game Division reports rulebook was read by exactly one person, as usual  ·  NERD ▲ 3.14 Try the Konami code. We know you're going to try the Konami code.  · 
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A publicly untraded
company for our
business.

Founded on a Tuesday for reasons nobody can remember, two scrappy nerds set out with a dream in their hearts and Magic cards in their hands. Welcome to our little universe of nerdiness.

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Our divisions, allegedly profitable
HQ

Discord Headquarters

Where all the official magic happens - please remember to close your spell tomes when finished. Hop on to nerd out, talk shop, and join our games. Come prepared with book recommendation and what five liquids you would choose to shoot out of each finger.

world

Minecraft Servers

One Vanilla for the purists, and one modded with magic spells and dragons. Just as long as you post your awesome builds to the Discord!

DIY

DIY Division

A shelf of painted minis that we'll definitely use someday, some 3d printers that don't run as often as they should, and whatever other crafts we find ourselves doing! Art is meant to be expressive and (hopefully) shared!

See the log ↓Workbench Log →
tabletop

Board and Tabletop Game Division

Whether it's 20 minutes or 200 hours, we'll probably play it eventually! We DARE you to come with a bigger board game collection... and then play all the games! Or just join in for one of our legendary Tabletop games. We only have...a few... but we have snacks!

See the log ↓Workbench Log →
co-op

Steam Squad

What's mine is yours and what's yours I will play more than you. Find something fun to play and it won't take much to convince everyone else to hop into it with you!

"The cake is a lie"
Paint, plastic, and pencil — works in progress
painting

Parshendi fighter

Protecting their home and searching for gemhearts, the Parshendi of the Shattered Plains always fight in pairs.

painting

Shardbearer

A Stormlight Shardbearer mini with layered armor tones and high-contrast edge highlights.

painting

Lift

A Stormlight Lift mini with bright accents and soft shading to keep the sculpt expressive.

3D printing

Tree dice tower timelapse

A 3D-printed dice tower shaped like a tree, captured as a timelapse.

DIY build

Cyberdeck build

A custom cyberdeck project built into a book safe. Running a tablet Linux OS for portability and convenience.

doodle

Harmony Through Complexity

A meditative creation of texture and movement, where repeating each pattern creates harmony through a complex collision.

doodle

The Spiral That Listened

A meditation through ink. Releasing anxious thoughts one sketch at a time.

How business is conducted

Nerdshop Inc. operates on a flat organizational structure, which is a fancy way of saying nobody's actually in charge and decisions get made in a group chat at 11pm.

All employees (friends) are entitled to unlimited PTO, which is also just what happens when someone doesn't show up to game night without warning.

Rule 1 — Game Nights require drinks and snacks

Be a Boy Scout and come prepared - but if you don't, we gotchu.

Rule 2 — The base is shared

If you build near spawn, expect it to become communal storage within a week.

Rule 3 — Bring a backup character

If you're not casting fireball at least once a session, is it even D&D?

Rule 4 — Projects in progress stay in progress

No judgment for the half-painted shelf, the print that's been "almost done" for a month, or the sketchbook full of unfinished pages. Everyone's got one.